Flights with Northwest Airlines

Hey.

Don't forget that if you want to fly with NORTHWEST AIRLINES for any reason - such as wanting to go somewhere that they fly to, you can book a flight with them online for a little bit less than you would pay over the counter in a travel agent - and you won;t have to deal face to face with a woman who has been turned orange by spending far too much time on a sun bed.

I mean, it seems a prerequisite these days that if you want to get a job in the glamorous industry that travel is not, you need to be the colour of tropicana. Its a bit silly, but there you go. Actually, its the same with hair dressers. All wrinkled up like a california raisin, and they clip at your hair making inconsequential small talk.

And while I'm on the subject, what did all the young "men" who've just got a job in this office say to their hairdressers?

poor little mites with their stripy hair and affected manner.